I picked up one of the Captured By Robot Fun Packs a man was selling from a table of merchandise.  The label read:

Contains –
4 Robotic Warriors
2 Puny Humans
2 Pieces of gum
1 Plastic bag

Instructions –
1. Remove Robots and Humans
2. Surround Humans with Robots
3. Eviscerate and murder humans with robots
4. Chew gum
5. Suffocate yourself with Plastic Bag.

I approached Jbot, aka Jay Vance.  He was still in jeans and a t-shirt, and still a warm up band or two away from slipping into character.

Glubdub :
Hey!  Are you the man?

Jbot:
I’m A man.

GD:
Yeah right.  I guess that could make me the man too.  Do you sell much of these panties. (The panties read, This Ass Has Been Captured by Robots)

Jbot:
A few.

GD:
Mostly to men?

Jbot:
I wish.

GD: 
I missed you the last time you were here

Jbot:
Then you missed the wedding tour.  I married 152 couples that tour.

GD: 
Wow, that’s amazing.  What did you do to document it?

Jbot: 
I’m not really into documenting things.  I like the whole idea of things passing.