These are the reasons my car is better then yours, says Emily of Philthy Hoops fame

1) I can always find it in ANY parking lot even if I was DRUNK when I parked it!

2) It has never and will never be stolen

3) People see it outside of places and COME IN AND SAY HI TO ME!

4) When me and the pink Cadillac drive down the street together its
like an instant parade

5) It runs like a purring pink pussy

6) It can fit about 30 hula hoops in it plus the stand and a cooler full of beer

7) It can fit the materials to make over 100 hoops in it

8) It has NO parking tickets!

9) People are careful when they park near it because it's PINK

10) ITS PINK PINK PINK and I OWN IT I OWN IT I OWN IT